it’s a love story baby just say yes
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
I was meaning to eat food at 10… Still hasn’t happened yet.
me during job interviews
If I had a cock, I’d want Jessica Lange to suck it.
from my mother
just because someone desires you
not mean they value you.
desire is the kind of thing that
leaves you starving.